*Vagic!

Really had my doubts from the title... but that was hilarious.

*wtf

Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by ant.

People need to start marking their submissions as "Commercial" more often.
Also: that was really fucking stupid.
It's not like men have a "first morning wood" celebration. And they shouldn't.

*commercial

Invocations (commercial) cannot be called by artician because artician is not privileged - sorry.

The US commercialises everything. A Period starter kit?
What about the hello boner package or the "My First Dump" toddler present (I used the name first! Back off!)

OK, a few things.
First of all, how can you hate this? They even had a vagician!
Still cracks me up.

Second, look, I'm not a female so I'm probably not the best person to comment on this but...
I've seen "Carrie" and even read the book (which obviously makes me an expert), so I wouldn't compare the first period with random erections. I don't know about you but I had them way before I knew what they truly meant. When girls get their first period, they are at least capable of understanding it (depending on their sexual education more or less well). And it is a bigger deal. Not like making you an awkward, homicidal X-Men big but noteworthy when it happens the first time.
Just from a stigmata perspective (not even talking the maintenance side of things) it's a quite different thing. How many boner jokes did you see and hear on average in movies or TV last year? How many menstruation jokes? See where this is going? It's still very much a taboo subject. You're more likely to find videos here about fucking children than menstruation. That's how comfortable our western culture is with the subject.

Third, the only stupid thing about this is that there is a country that is super rich and wealthy and still somebody feels the need to sell a menstruation starter kit to the parents living there. And that commercial is not aimed at single fathers (who'd probably really love such a kit), no, it's aimed at the moms. You know, the women who menstruated for (hopefully) at least a decade or two before their little girls start as well. Just like their grandmothers and great-grandmothers. They are supposed to buy that shit. Welcome to the country of vajazzling!
Still, hilarious video! Exactly the shit I'd pull on my kids if I had any (and the exact reason I shouldn't have kids).

@1:40 - Weirdest expressionless, botox-faced scream ever.

*quality

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by bareboards2.

So disturbing on so many levels - but damn funny on many more

The old guy trying to ketchup his wiener at the end made me contemplate some fetishes I would just as soon not think of.
Shit, thought of it again.

What?? Mom threw one for me on my 6-month birthday.

Elders React to it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSTZj-hles