Those watches all look intelligently designed, though some by a blind watchmaker. Seriously, how do you tell the time on that piece of wrist fetish gear at 2:00?

Well, from the look of it, I'd guess it injects some sort of hallucinogenic drug into your bloodstream that makes clock faces appear on carpets and paisley shirts and such.

*music

Here's an amazing watch to me. I still wear and use it: http://www.casio.com/products/Watches/Databank/DBC310-1/

Adding video to channels (Music) - requested by ant.

Almost makes me wish I wore watches again, oh, and I was a millionaire because you would probably have to be one to afford any of those. Fine movements like those don't come cheap, come to think of it, the last time I said that I was in a strip club.

Most of them look fucking awful... \= |

Wonderfully complex, fantastically machined, pinnacles of the art form, but I doubt I'd wear any of those things...

Who even wears a watch when you can wear an invisible arm mesh which displays the time AND all of your bodies vital statistics at will. Not even a fashion statement. Sciency magic.