Takes a lickin' - Keeps on Tickin'

That cow is brilliant... and will be soooo tasty, too.

Oh, I thought it was going to catch fire.

Hello ladies...

What can YOUR man do with his tongue?

TO FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOM!

Out of the cow pen, into the slaughter house.

Hey! Close the freakin' gate behind you! What, were you born in a barn?!

Oh.

I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords.

Deny evolution now creationists!

When I saw "brilliant", I was thinking this cow was driving around in its own little cow-cart or something. This stupid ass cow was so hungry it started licking the fuckin' gate to its enclosure, and happened to unlatch it. A light bulb went off (a dim one at that) in its head as it realized if the act was repeated, the gate magically opened. I'll give you "observant", but not "brilliant".

We will fight for
Bovine Freedom
And hold our large heads high.

We will run free
With the Buffalo
Or die!

Cows with guns.

Apparently the bar is set pretty low when you're a cow.

>> ^Shepppard:

We will fight for
Bovine Freedom
And hold our large heads high.
We will run free
With the Buffalo
Or die!
Cows with guns.


http://videosift.com/video/Cows-With-Guns

It always bothers me that the revolutionary cow is called "he" but has teats. He's also shown squirting milk on his captors when the lyrics say he pisses in their eyes.

Clever girl...