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Best Use Of The Portal Gun

submitted by eric3579

9 years 11 months 1 week ago

10 Comments

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Thursday, May 29th, 2014 2:13pm PDT - promote requested by lurgee.

ant

*wtf *anatomy

Adding video to channels (Anatomy, Wtf) - requested by ant.

A better use would be to shoot one portal on your own crotch, and the other on George Clooney's (or substitute your own over sexed celebrity of choice)

That technically wouldn't work out for anybody.. then you'd both just have holes connecting your crotches, and not in the good way.

A better use would be to shoot one portal on your own crotch, and the other on George Clooney's (or substitute your own over sexed celebrity of choice)

D'oh!
EDIT: OK, then how about shooting one portal at Clooney's crotch, the other at the inside of your pants?!?

That technically wouldn't work out for anybody.. then you'd both just have holes connecting your crotches, and not in the good way.

_now_ we're thinking with portals.

D'oh!
EDIT: OK, then how about shooting one portal at Clooney's crotch, the other at the inside of your pants?!?

shatterdrose says...

And here I was thinking I would get a peaceful night of sleep. Nope, now the nightmares begin!

Perfect solution for non-athletic people!

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