Beeindruckend.


Yep, I'm German.

this is his best review ever and might be the greatest game review of all time.

i must say, at first i thought that was a really stupid idea, but by about half way through, i found myself laughing.

^QFT, just when I thought he was really starting to become boring and stale, he popped out a golden review.

When I realized the words that he wrote,
Rhymed better than this little note,
I was struck dumb and blind,
By his brilliant mind,
And decide I must click to upvote.

Genius.

Bullet time was great when Max Payne did it.

Yay, limericks! I seem to remember someone having a battle of sorts in this form.

Id do a review,
but I always end on line 2

wow epic and I thought the ones my pop taught me were good

While I've always enjoyed his rages,
his effect on me seems to have faded.
But I must admit
that this little skit
earned him my first ZP upvote in ages.

if you follow this guys advice
your budget will end up quite nice
you wont buy any games
(they're all totally lame)
except for a total of ?twice?

Text at end is even in limerick.

His unique reviewing technique,
Is to speak with unbridled critique,
But if there's one thing he hates,
It's postponed release dates,
So Arkham Asylum is next week.

Game review was good
Zero Punctuation said
Do not play this game

^Haiku bastard.

so we're sitting here working in limerick
when throbbin comes in with his meter dicked
its better to rhyme
than be nickeled and dimed
with each beat rationed out by the form he picked

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