That was the first ZP I've actually LOLd at for ages... that was hilarious... Fine work... fine work

Definitely one of the funnier ZPs. "Lets not look a gift-whore in the poo-pipe" Classic.

Gentle Ben cracked me up... Had to pause and re-read that.. =)

I can never tell if the game is any good after watching these reviews.

>> ^blankfist:

I can never tell if the game is any good after watching these reviews.


He's pretty spot on in his summary towards the end. Good atmosphere, pretty, nice spooky forest effect. On the other hand; terrible combat, terrible dialogue, mediocre plot, mediocre voice acting.

Usually we put up with b-movieish acting and story in games because the actual "game" part overshadows and makes up for it. Here the story is the focus, so it can't get away with sucking this badly. Worst of all, it's a "horror" game that is never willing to be scary or disturbing. (likely since they went for a "Teen" rating)

@blankfist

"He's weirdly fascinating for the first few laps, but then he pulls down your curtains and shits on a doily"

I think that pretty much sums up his opinion of the game.

Didn't anyone catch him plugging his novel at the end? I'll just be here waiting patiently for someone to zero punctuation review the book.

>> ^mgittle:

I'll just be here waiting patiently for someone to zero punctuation review the book.

That would be good, but personally I'm hoping that he'll do a Zero Punctuation review of his own book. THAT I would watch!

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