She'll be okay. She has a really random assortment of people to help her: it looks like a nurse, lab tech, used car salesman, and some dude in a hazmat suit?!?

^LOL. Definitely lacking in the bear suit department.

When Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers fail, drastic measures must be taken.

thats too insane for meaningful words

God, that must have hurt.

>> ^lighthouse:
and some dude in a hazmat suit?!?


Gordon Freeman?!

>> ^lighthouse:
She'll be okay. She has a really random assortment of people to help her: it looks like a nurse, lab tech, used car salesman, and some dude in a hazmat suit?!?


That's a Village People cover band.

Whether he deserves it or not, that guard is probably going to lose his job over a negligence suit. I'd be surprised if starting the gate and then walking away was acceptable procedure. In fact, I'm surprised it doesn't require someone to stand there and hold a button the entire time.

^Another Half-Life reference?!?

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> In fact, I'm surprised it doesn't require someone to stand there and hold a button the entire time.

Apparently Columbia has some pretty lax rules about safety shutoffs.

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Who stands in the gap of a closing gate and waves to a friend, then puts down her bag as she calmly tries to squeeze through...I can't even finish this thought.

New question: Why would anybody help her?

She obviously gets into a modern elevator day after day.

It can be tempting to think our world is so safely engineered that gates won't crush you anymore.

Part of me hopes this incident rendered her unable to reproduce, but chances are that it was already too late.

I can't blame her for not seeing the closing gate what with all them holes in it. It was practically invisible!

Obviously this was a medical centre of some sort.

Bloody huge mammogram machine though...

I like to look at this as one large and slow moving IQ test. A test in which you either pass or fail. You're either stupid or you're not!

and then the man in the yellow suit laughed, and they all shared a cup of Fresca

mmmm fresca. Havent had any of that in awhile!