LOL @ feathers.

"WHEN A GOOOOOOOOOSE, LOVES A HUUUUUUUUMAN!"

Tell me you didn't sing out the title.

Clearly fake. Everyone knows that geese are universally mean-spirited creatures whose primary interaction with other animals only include hissing and pinching with their beaks.


Seriously though, when I was a very young child my family had a couple of geese that were raised from little goslings. Those suckers would go after pretty much every other living thing that got anywhere near their pond. They'd chase and pinch our dogs, before the dogs learned to stay away from the pond.

They also once guzzled down a huge amount of old motor oil that got left out after an oil change. We figured they were goners, but I guess they just had extra-oily shit for a while, they never showed any ill effects from it.

I may be the only one who thinks like this, but it reminds of Taleb's Thanksgiving Turkey analogy:

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/nassim-talebs-black-swan-thanksgiving-turkey-2014-11?r=US&IR=T

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