Bloody hell!

The apple didn't fall too far from the tree but it did hit every goddamn branch on the way down and then it was fought over by a couple of squirrels then left to rot in the sun for 3 weeks.

^upvoted cause of what this guy said.

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*drunk

That girl was hilarious at 0:50 - not sure whether or not she should be clapping. This is freakin' *dark *comedy gold. She may not have been entertained, but *I* was.

Adding video to channels (Comedy, Dark) - requested by Krupo.

If he'd hit those two jerkoffs in the wings he'd be a hero.

Was the daughter Cindi Lauper? I know that girls just wanna have fun, but that was freaky.

And what language was she speaking? Mole-english?

>> ^quantumushroom:

If he'd hit those two jerkoffs in the wings he'd be a hero.


F That S kill Simon!