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Oi, *promote

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I thought a hooker bit his tongue off.

ShamPon. wat

The only message I took from that video was: "win".

Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!

>> ^chilaxe:

I thought a hooker bit his tongue off.


no HE bit a HOOKER's tongue off.

How this got to the top-15 after being in my pqueue is beyond me.

F*ck yeah I'm havin' that.

I heard she bit him and that's why he punched her in the head - hence the assault charge

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Offer contended that he struck the prostitute when she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Prosecutors later declined to file formal charges against either individual. - Wikipedia

The confidence of people like Vince has always perplexed me.

He's the kind of guy who makes me change the channel whenever I see him come on. He is easily one of the most annoying personalities I have ever experienced, and yet he, and many people like him, seem to do pretty well in life, despite bugging the shit out of almost everybody they meet.

Strange life. Strange how the good ones fall and the bad ones rise.

Surprised we made it this far, lasted this long, which a universal truth such as that.

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