Venus Flytrap Devours a Fucking FROG

Feed me. FEED ME!
Feeeeeeeed me Seymore, feed me alllll night loooooooong.
GeeSussFreeKsays...

All this time...my fear of robots blinded me from the true villain of our time. It is time to act and eliminate our flora oppressors once and for all! Death to the CO2 breathers and all their autotrophsic brethren!

RhesusMonksays...

I'm sorry. The frog in this clip is smaller than my fucking pinky fingernail. It's been 100 million years: I can INDEED imagine that a small plant can capture and digest a tiny animal. Does that blow your mind? Welcome to the first billenium.

choggiesays...

^some venus fly trap grow to the size of Galapagos turtles....I have seen one snatch a child from the arms of a curious then horrified mother-good thing we handed her a pocket knife in the nick of time!! The muffled cries of an infant from within the creature's Calzone is something you can never wash away with Heroin....

Paybacksays...

>> ^choggie:
^some venus fly trap grow to the size of Galapagos turtles....I have seen one snatch a child from the arms of a curious then horrified mother-good thing we handed her a pocket knife in the nick of time!! The muffled cries of an infant from within the creature's Calzone is something you can never wash away with Heroin....


Dude, that was Child Services, not a plant.

aceofkidneyssays...

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
All this time...my fear of robots blinded me from the true villain of our time. It is time to act and eliminate our flora oppressors once and for all! Death to the CO2 breathers and all their autotrophsic brethren!


That's the exact type of logic that created modern day republicans.

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