Let's *promote this sucker.

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 6:43pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter Sarzy.

It won for the best documentary, right?

So where's the cat fart?

Seriously, it looks good. Hope it does well. And get it a screen in Casper, for Christ's sake. I just got a new camcorder.

*quality filmmakin' from a fellow Siftah!

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by Issykitty.

Looks like shit. Downvote.

Cool, I'll definitely be looking for this at my local BitTorrent multiplex!

Now THAT is some awesome editing.

nominated Best Feature, santa fe film festival.
Winner Best Feature 1st runner up
Winner Best Actor myrtle beach international film festival
Winner Platinum Reel Award nevada film festival

all appear on screen for like .8 seconds

There's also a fifth one on the "In Theaters" screen about official selection of something.

Wait, blankfist made a film, and it's not about a torrid love affair with a pig?

I assume government influence is to blame for this travesty.

Info... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1329330/ ...as it comes in there.
I look forward to seeing it, it sounds good.

Turdley is a RAZZIE-WINNING, disturbing biopic about a bestiality-loving narcoleptic becoming uncoordinated during the bar mitzvah of his nephew, Chaim."

>> ^NetRunner:

Wait, blankfist made a film, and it's not about a torrid love affair with a pig?
I assume government influence is to blame for this travesty.


It's an excellent *dark drama, free from heavy handed politics. Storytelling is the priority here, and very good storytelling it is. You'd like it, NR. Right on, blanky!

when's this baby gonna hit piratebay?

the only theater near me that has independent films is in ybor city.
i shall be there with friends to support blankies film.
very awesome my man.
and if i could just take a minute of your time,i have a script here that i think you would just LOVE.
later?..
ok.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

>> ^NetRunner:
Wait, blankfist made a film, and it's not about a torrid love affair with a pig?
I assume government influence is to blame for this travesty.

It's an excellent dark drama, free from heavy handed politics. Storytelling is the priority here, and very good storytelling it is. You'd like it, NR. Right on, blanky!


Wait, you thought I was serious?

I call this the "crazy stalker mistress" trailer.

If you want to know when it's going to be playing near you, when it will be available online, DVD, or any newly available information about the film, then please join the facebook fan page or join the email list. Or join both!

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Yeardley/184423841086

Email: http://yeardleymovie.com/lists/?p=subscribe

A different thumbnail image for this video could not be found for findthumb request by blankfist.

Nice!

Odd though, the exact same thing happened to me yesterday. My sexy mistress wouldn't leave so I punched my pillows and then a fly landed in my orange juice. Damn! I love orange juice!

1:03 - WTF!?

No price for post? Oh that's right - no post done.

It's going for the really shitty American indie look. I simply do not get why indies look so atrocious.

Proper shooting, decent lighting and some colour correction - it's not that hard.

*doublepromote

YEARDLEY – IN 16 THEATERS across the US, MAY 18 – 23, 2010. The theatrical run is for one week, playing twice a day on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday.

Locations:

Carmike 10 – Panama City, FL
Royal Palm 20 – Bradenton, FL
Amelia Island 7 – Fernandina, FL

Wynnsong 15 – Durham, NC
Carmike 12 – Greenville, NC
Carmike 14 – Hickory, NC
Carmike 16 – Wilmington, NC
Wynnsong 12 – Winston-Salem, NC
Chapel Hills 15 – Colorado Springs, CO

Broadway 16 – Myrtle Beach, SC
Carmike 9 – Minot, ND
Carmike 12 – Kennewick, WA
Oakwood Mall 12 – Eau Claire, WI
Carmike 15 – Apple Valley, MN
Wynnsong 15 – Moundsville, MN
Horizon 10 – Traverese City, MI

Double-Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, May 12th, 2010 9:43pm PDT - doublepromote requested by kronosposeidon.

What about in Canada?!?!?>> ^kronosposeidon:

doublepromote
YEARDLEY – IN 16 THEATERS across the US, MAY 18 – 23, 2010. The theatrical run is for one week, playing twice a day on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday.
Locations:
Carmike 10 – Panama City, FL
Royal Palm 20 – Bradenton, FL
Amelia Island 7 – Fernandina, FL
Wynnsong 15 – Durham, NC
Carmike 12 – Greenville, NC
Carmike 14 – Hickory, NC
Carmike 16 – Wilmington, NC
Wynnsong 12 – Winston-Salem, NC
Chapel Hills 15 – Colorado Springs, CO
Broadway 16 – Myrtle Beach, SC
Carmike 9 – Minot, ND
Carmike 12 – Kennewick, WA
Oakwood Mall 12 – Eau Claire, WI
Carmike 15 – Apple Valley, MN
Wynnsong 15 – Moundsville, MN
Horizon 10 – Traverese City, MI

And don't forget a quality dubbing for overseas, i volunteer for german :-D

>> ^Smugglarn:

1:03 - WTF!?
No price for post? Oh that's right - no post done.
It's going for the really shitty American indie look. I simply do not get why indies look so atrocious.
Proper shooting, decent lighting and some colour correction - it's not that hard.


WTF?! Make your own feature, A**CLOWN!

Am disappointed. Your avatar always suggested the second coming of Kubrick.

videocu.lt

fail.

>> ^conan:

And don't forget a quality dubbing for overseas, i volunteer for german :-D


I second the nomination for conan. Goodness knows, the man knows his German.

Go see it this week.

Laemmle's Sunset 5
8000 Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA - (323) 848-3500

Yeardley
‎1hr 30min‎‎ - Rated R‎‎ - Drama‎
1:00 3:10 5:20 7:40 10:00pm

Double-Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, May 13th, 2010 6:19pm PDT - doublepromote requested by dystopianfuturetoday.

@0:42

"No! Jeff! I want to talk this through!"

Jeff: "Don't touch me."

lol

Qualm editorial authority

She touches him. Jeff screams and hits her. Men with guns come and take Jeff to jail.

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@NetRunner: "Wait, blankfist made a film, and it's not about a torrid love affair with a pig?

I assume government influence is to blame for this travesty."

*

What about Jeff? And I don't think it's a tragedy but a comedy. Oh sorry, you said travesty. When did you see it?

*comedy

Adding video to channels (Comedy) - requested by qualm.

Lol troll.