Tom Hanks tells the greatest knock-knock joke on Earth

From Steven Spielberg's "Catch Me If You Can".
choggiesays...

I liked it too-Gotta tell y'all though, I saw the biggest piece of shit from the likes of Hanks the other night on ABC, the film The Terminal-What a piece of absolute shit-Made Nazi's outtta U.S. Customs officers at an airport, and Hanks some lovable illegal, the airports fulla every race imaginable, all on Tom's side....Senor Spielbergo is a propaganda-spewin' motherfucker, ain't he? Some say the film was inspired by this guy, Mehran Karimi Nasseri, an Iranian who had to live in a terminal at the airport, like Hanks did in this craptacular film.........
... always kinna hated Tom Hanks anyhow, liked some of his films, but never endeared for his acting abilities, he's pretty uni-dimensional....

Did like Band of Brothers....mostly cause he wasn't innit....

choggiesays...

Dunno man, I like Cotsner, but he's only ever Cotsner. I like Denzel, Sam Jackson, again, only ever themselves.....Hanks....he's good when he's good, and the 2 above, well, ok....something about his calm-guess Sleepless in Seattle and Forest Gump sorta jaded me.....The undisputed king of "make everyone feel good or sorry for him" characters.......stick to directing, producing, and cherry-picking yer future roles Tom....and NEVER do another chick flick, please.

"Meg Ryan, your lips have arrived at gate 4, Meg to gate 4"

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