Sounds like me when I hump a shoe...

"Honey, any idea why my shoe sticks to the floor? It's just the right shoe too."

God, he's really reaching for it.

that's funny, "turtle, hump, sex, shoe, noise" are the search terms my girlfriend used to find me on match.com...

Bow-chicki-bow-wown...

aww poor turtle.

The saddest thing is, the shoe never called back...

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Is that his o-face?

No, that's his "eee"-face.

The shoe looks so shocked at the end.

Why do I always end up watching turtle porn with my free time?

The giggling idiots filming this obviously don't know a heimlich maneuver when they see one.

Luckily the turtle was smart enough to save himself.

*incidently I hate my roommates flip flops so I am going to send her this vid and then dock up a photo that says "ur flips flops izz next... huuuuuu!"

>> ^Kagenin:
The saddest thing is, the shoe never called back...


Actually wouldn't it be on the turtle to call back?

Makin' love....
Makin' love for two....
Makin' love for two minutes. When it's with the shoe baby, you only need two minutes...because it's so intense.

<credit to Flight of the Conchords>

HAHAHA how cute.

Nike - "Just do it".

*promote
I have 2 power points.. it is time for tortoise porn!

Self promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, March 8th, 2009 6:23pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter mintbbb.