This video needed to be made.

Maddox. O.G. Interwebs.

The TED talk was about reducing paper towel waste in *public* bathrooms. Simply encouraging you to fold one piece instead of pulling 4. Also it works, after that talk I did start folding a single piece and it's working out just fine.

I understand it was to prep the joke but stretched the truth a little far there.

The tip on scissors is accurate...very accurate...because I have kids that think hiding shit is funny.

LMFAHS.

Or you could wipe your hands on your pants, like we all learned when we were 5. LIFEHACK

I dip my hamburger in my ketchup . . . then again, I also put my ketchup on a plate or something.

*controversy

Adding video to channels (Controversy) - requested by MrFisk.

Thumbs up to this...
There's a particular website -- no names but you know the one -- where dumbass stuff like this pops up with increasing regularity. Or, they regurgitate some bit of common sense that been around for decades and pass it off as a previously unknown 'life hack'.

This guy's great. I remember reading his stuff years ago...

http://maddox.xmission.com/

I'm glad he's still around. I'll have to reread the grading children's artwork piece.

Except the obviously better way to avoid waste in public bathrooms is to not have paper towels in them at all--like here in Japan. While a few restrooms have air driers, everyone is expected to bring their own hand cloth about the size of a handkerchief with them that serves as a towel after you go to to restroom. You chuck it in the wash at the end of the day and grab a clean one off the rack (most people have half a dozen or so at home).