Please don't get CaptainPlanet into this, or he'll call the * gay tag and we'll have an election day blow-up.

Actually, that would be kinda fun, good call BF.

He really does run like a bitch. All flappy...huh.

LOL LOL LOL AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAA OH THE JOYS IN LIFE

Stop criminal, or I'll...damn, I broke a nail!

This video is offensive to bitches.

Seagal would defeat Chuck Norris in a sissy slap fight any day.

This is why the internet exists.

This will be an excellent addition to my future 90's channel, falling under the "Seagal pwns u" subcategory.

It's kind of like dance-running.

Noobs. He's flapping the air away tai chi style.

I think budzos correctly get the "ding ding ding"

Oh man.. I watched this video a few weeks ago thinkin no one would want to watch this. =P

Upvote for the title alone. I can't wait to use this line at work.

"I didn't finish the project, boss."
"Steven Seagal would have finished the project."
"Pft. Steven Seagal runs like a bitch."
"You're fired."
"Steven Seagal wouldn't fire me."
"No, he would probably crush your larynx."

This has to be an early Segal film, he doesnt have that signature doughyness.

...runs like a bitch? a female? even girls don't run that FLOUNCY. Segal is such a hom.

Definition of flounce -- v.
1. To move in a lively or bouncy manner: The children flounced around the room in their costumes.
2. To move with exaggerated or affected motions: flounced petulantly out of the house.

(music - Kasabian 'Shoot the Runner' - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUPiDj0CQ0U )

He run like girl, but snap arm like candy cane he arrives!

Would Seagal and Hasselhoff annihilate each other if they collided?

>> ^deathcow:
Would Seagal and Hasselhoff annihilate each other if they collided?


The image of them colliding and the thought of the resulting offspring is terrifying.

Wow, he's slow

>> ^deathcow:
Would Seagal and Hasselhoff annihilate each other if they collided?


That was actually the prototype design for the LHC.

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 11:07am PST - promote requested by doogle.

reminds me of this:
http://videosift.com/video/Can-a-pink-tank-top-end-your-career