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Brett Favre has fallen so far

It's not his lawnmower that has him upset, it's his ex-wife.

Would love to see what happened just after the video ended.

>> ^TheSluiceGate:

Would love to see what happened just after the video ended.


No shit--he looks up and sees a camera!

He just wants to make sure his 80 year old mom pays him well for mowing her lawn. lowlife.

If I'm not mistaken, that's the same piece of shit Craftsman mulcher/bagger that my mom bought years ago right after I told her not to get a mulcher, a bagger or a Craftsman (and since I mowed the lawn for her most of the time, my opinion should have mattered).

If I'm right, there's nothing you can really do to keep that mower going except to mow twice a week. Anything taller than that and it stalls. The only other thing I ever came up with that worked was to prop the bag chute open with a stick. The problem with that is then the cuttings (and any rocks or sticks you pick up) are shot directly into your shins. Still, there were a couple times that I was willing to let it beat the hell out of my legs just so I could go farther than 10' without having to flip it over and unclog it.

I eventually "modified" the normal chute (with some twine, tin snips and pliers) to be larger and less obstructed. This worked reasonably well but you still weren't going to get away with mowing less than once a week.

This isn't a young dude. Why the hell hasn't he learned to lower the front of the lawnmower slowly on tall grass by now?

>> ^MrFisk:

It's not his lawnmower that has him upset, it's his ex-wife.


Yeah, she's the one that usually cuts the grass.

*pushes lawn-mower into tall grass*
*lawn-mower conks out*
FUCK
*restarts lawn-mower*
*pushes lawn-mower into tall grass*
*lawn-mower conks out*
FUCK
*restarts lawn-mower*
*pushes lawn-mower into tall grass*
*lawn-mower conks out*
FUCK
*restarts lawn-mower*

I think this is the definition of insanity.

That, or he's such a passive-aggressive dick, that instead of telling his ex-wife/mother/mother-in-law/girlfriend that he doesn't want to mow her fucking lawn, he's doing it, but making a fantastic DEAL out of it. I'm surprised he doesn't just mow over a giant piece of cement to break the blade, and then complain about THAT.>> ^blankfist:

This isn't a young dude. Why the hell hasn't he learned to lower the front of the lawnmower slowly on tall grass by now?

That's hippy torture right there - he wants it to grow wild and free just like nature should and he's just pissed because his neighbour complained to the council

(Let's face it if he regularly mowed the lawn he'd have replaced the lawnmower a long time ago!)

You don't mulch long grass! Use the bag, dumbass.

To me, it's just sad. He's having a bad day, and probably has low blood sugar.

A couple beers and a few pulls on a bong before mowing makes mowing a far more tolerable experience.

He should get a goat.
Then we could hear "son of a nanny!"