Samantha Bee: Who March the World? Girls

You know what? I fucking hate acapella. Learn to play some goddamn instruments.

And I'm still sifting this, because
a) it's amazing
b) it's important and
c) fuck Trump
poolcleanersays...

All marching women should learn instruments and martial arts and then be roving bands of musical ninjas. Really, what are you going to do against that? There would be no reason for conflicts, people would just bow before the awesome might.

newtboyjokingly says...

HA! I'll make their eagle's claw look like a chicken!

poolcleanersaid:

All marching women should learn instruments and martial arts and then be roving bands of musical ninjas. Really, what are you going to do against that? There would be no reason for conflicts, people would just bow before the awesome might.

poolcleanersays...

Yeah, but it's like when Donnie Yen as Yip Man trains all of the factory workers to fight over the course of months; yeah you can take one, two, maybe three or four peasant workers down, but then you get clubbed on the head by like 7 other women with bo staffs. Meanwhile, female Donnie Yen -- Michelle Yeoh is stalking your every move and you don't even see as she breaks every rib in your body with quick successive punches.

newtboysaid:

HA! I'll make their eagle's claw look like a chicken!

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