"Poop on me once, shame on you. Poop in my mouth, I'm a fuckin idiot."

Fake?

I got sh*ted in high school when I was eating lunch outdoor under a tree.

I was told that in Chinese culture, getting poo'ed by birds mean you're getting married. Well, I am in my 30s and still not married. Um.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

I think real. I felt cheap for laughing, but pretty funny.

awesome title.

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Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Thursday, January 24th, 2008 3:45pm PST - requeue requested by submitter eric3579.

2 birds 1 mouth

(last reference ever I hope

Clever title, Eric!

and oh so original.
http://www.videosift.com/video/2-Elephants-1-Cup

downvote for the retarded title.

^ Harsh. I thought it was pretty funny

Upvote for making me giggle.

This is indeed fake. Funny anyhow.

>> ^Abducted:
This is indeed fake.

I agree...couldn't post this or up vote it because it seems fake to me. The whole appeal of this video for me is that it's something that really happened on live tv and I don't think either is the case.

Oh sweet, videosift commenters get to act like we're on ebaums world now? FAKE! Yes, that rocks. FAKE FAKE FAKE!

Naturally its fake.

Cause local news teams have nothing to do all day but get a camera crew, reporter, and staff (who immediately come to his aid) go on location and drop bird sh*t looking substance into each others mouths.

For financial gains I suppose. Rofl.


VS comments have steadily been declining to the point it's just the same as visiting YT. Sad.

it's real, I was there, in the tree

> Well, I am in my 30s and still not married

It's the perennial downvoting, Ant.

There are two stations in the USA that have the name "7 Action News" or any variant of that title. One of them is Detroit. The other is in Albuquerque, NM. Plus one for "real."

The reporter's name is not listed on the bottom of the screen. Plus one for "fake."

The graphics appear to have been designed in 1991. Plus one for "fake."

There is no such bird as the Canadian brown finch. Plus one for "fake."

We all know that bird poo is lucky. If this was real he would be laughing joyfully at his good fortune. Plus one for "fake."

...and that about does it.

>> ^ant:
Fake?
I got sh ted in high school when I was eating lunch outdoor under a tree.
I was told that in Chinese culture, getting poo'ed by birds mean you're getting married. Well, I am in my 30s and still not married. Um.


Yes, ant, but you're also not Chinese, eh?

>> ^dacron1:
Naturally its fake.
Cause local news teams have nothing to do all day but get a camera crew, reporter, and staff (who immediately come to his aid) go on location and drop bird sh t looking substance into each others mouths.
For financial gains I suppose. Rofl.

VS comments have steadily been declining to the point it's just the same as visiting YT. Sad.


We call fake, but do so with love. YT has nothing on the quality of our comments. Here you can downvote the original submitter of the vid, whereas there they're immune.

BAH, I say!

MINK.....is it the kerosene that passes for Lithuanian Vodka??? (I thought I was a dick..)

deedub's comment upvoted, for fun new research and observational game thread.

>> ^deedub81:
> There are two stations in the USA that have the name "7 Action News" or any variant of that title. One of them is Detroit. The other is in Albuquerque, NM. Plus one for "real."

that "7 in a circle" logo is fairly ubiquitous, and it'll be an occupied VHF station number in at least half of all significant metropolitan areas, here in the states.
i used to live in the Miami/ Ft. Lauderdale area (specifically, a 'burb called Coral Springs) and that was the same logo they used, with different coloring. could count toward either real or fake.

that logo onscreen, matches that on the mike. + real
though not difficult to print a good sticker, and the mic itself could even be a mockup. + fake

>The reporter's name is not listed on the bottom of the screen. Plus one for "fake."

could've appeared, the moment before the start of the clip, as we see it? + real

>The graphics appear to have been designed in 1991. Plus one for "fake."

true. and funny. but maybe they're the 4th place station there, and can't afford better? + real

>There is no such bird as the Canadian brown finch. Plus one for "fake."

[citation needed]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finch

>We all know that bird poo is lucky. If this was real he would be laughing joyfully at his good fortune. Plus one for "fake."

so that's why i like sitting under trees!

Citation needed? No, not really. There is no such thing as a Canadian Brown finch. How does one cite proof that a species of bird doesn't exist? This video was fake, there's no doubt about it. It's still funny, though.

Plus, aren't news crews usually just reporter and camera? Why is there a boom mic if the reporter is holding one?

"Why is there a boom mic if the reporter is holding one?"

hah! well played MG. i didn't notice! must be there to record the noise of the flocking finches!

PLUS, when's the last time you saw a reporter put themselves into bad lighting? It doesn't happen. Real reporters would stay where it's well-lit.

>> ^MarineGunrock:
How does one cite proof that a species of bird doesn't exist?

yeah, i know, mg. i'm an atheist. we all know that one.

it was just a joke, espressing the lack of ornithologists in the room.

Ant: There are reasons for that, downvote boy.

>> ^MINK:
downvote for the retarded title.


Wasn't there just a huge discussion about how voting was to be based on content only?

Someone get that man a Mountain Dew! Deer piss cleans bird crap in a jiffy- via Martha Stewart.

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^MINK:
downvote for the retarded title.

Wasn't there just a huge discussion about how voting was to be based on content only?


Title = content.

Oldie but a goodie.

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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Friday, January 25th, 2008 8:40am PST - promote requested by deedub81.

*reclaimvote *viral