Is that the sound a turtle makes?!

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I was totally going to post this but agonized over the creepiness of it. This should garner many votes

Ok,I just HAVE to say this.

He really... Knocked her up.

I feel dirty

Thank you Joedirt! Videosift is picking up speed and I am glad to be part of this movement.

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*wtf *nature and does anyone know what was actually going on?

I don't think anthropomorphizing actually works here.

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turtle porn is my favorite kind of porn

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*catsanddogs
*sexuality
*comedy

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I believe we all can learn a lesson from this.

The next time your girlfriend isn't cooperating just headbutt her!

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