On Your Mark, Get Set, We're Riding on the Internet

A terrible infomercial courtesy of Everything's Terrible. The intro music is nifty though:

On your mark, get set.
We're riding on the internett.
Cyberspace, sets-free.
Hello virtual reality.

Interactive appetite,
searching for a web site.
A window to the world
that to get online.

Take a spin, now you're in
with the techno set:
You're going surfing on the
Internet!
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The screenwriter eloquently creates a poetic portrayal of circa 1994 white middle class American children and brings vivid authenticity to their plight. Instead of sounding forced and contrived like so many other stories written by adults for kids; here, the dialog tends to blend effortlessly within the complex tapestry of their perilous passage into the vast and complicated world of online "internet" surfing.

94% on rottentomatoes.com

gwiz665says...

Just horrible. But I upvote because I like the poster - yes, I don't care what the content is, I vote in spite of that. How's that for breaking all the rules and playing by my own rules... not even my own!

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