Swinging dongs. I had to play it.

Swing on it.

How this missed the *gay tag is only like the greatest mistake in the history of the universe.

Adding video to channels (Gay) - requested by quantumushroom.

I think I saw Burt Reynolds.

Dude, the title could've gone either ways. That's what I get for being hopeful.

My wife was all about it. She left the chair saying " That was soooo exciting!"

I do this with my dong too.

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Hmmm.

Does it pass the test? >> ^dag:

Hmmm.

I upvoted for Chuck Norris.

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Well, I have to channel gay Dag to determine this. (What's that you say? shouldn't be difficult?) I think this is too retro and ridiculous to have real sex appeal. Tom Selleck was a winner.>> ^hpqp:

Does it pass the test? >> ^dag:
Hmmm.

I'm so embarrassed.
I was hoping this would never surface.
It was a long time ago and I needed the money.

Are you the blond marching guy at the beginning who does double fist pumps then waves on high as if to say, "Come along!" then marches off triumphantly?

If so, you've got nothing to be ashamed of.

>> ^Boise_Lib:

I'm so embarrassed.
I was hoping this would never surface.
It was a long time ago and I needed the money.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Are you the blond marching guy at the beginning who does double fist pumps then waves on high as if to say, "Come along!" then marches off triumphantly?
If so, you've got nothing to be ashamed of.
>> ^Boise_Lib:
I'm so embarrassed.
I was hoping this would never surface.
It was a long time ago and I needed the money.



Thanks qm. <blushes and bats eyes>

No. This is NOT Sparta.

Wow. You find all the best vids, @hpqp!

I wonder if there is a video in existence with the power to make males feel objectified in the same way that Girls Gone Wild type videos make females feel objectified? I'd like to know what that feels like, but our culture just isn't even handed when it comes to gender and sexuality issues.

It's sort of like when Louis CK says that racial epithets like 'cracker' or 'honky' are not particularly offensive or menacing to most whites, they're just silly words - not to justify black racism towards whites. I applaud issy and hpqp's subversive rebuttals to the Christmas boob video, but I can't imagine too many males feeling oppressed by this. I think most guys who are relatively secure in their sexuality would find this funny. If anything, it seems like a fair trade: naked ladies for naked men.

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Well, I have to channel gay Dag to determine this. (What's that you say? shouldn't be difficult?) I think this is too retro and ridiculous to have real sex appeal. Tom Selleck was a winner.>> ^hpqp:

Does it pass the test? >> ^dag:
Hmmm.

@hpqp, I seriously think you should re-title this vid, "The Dickalopter Dance."

@dystopianfuturetoday

to be fair, i posted this way before the christmas-bewb video, simply because i found it awesome and siftworthy. I don't think it objectifies men at all, if anything it seems rather gaympowering to me. The bewb vid on the other hand gives off a porny vibe, but maybe that's just my sensibilities.

You make a very good point about the unevenness of sexism/racism, something i wish the "manpower" morons would understand.

And yet the boobs was discarded. Per chance femmenism strikes again?

Silly me, I didn't check the date.