upvote for any video featuring my future wife

^Go bathe.I hear cold water and shouting in a mirror does wonders.

See diagram from Neatorama, mapping the ownership of media.
See Columbia university for the next generation of suicide jumpers in positions of(anti)power.

Obama has issued a decree: Mexicans need not learn English-Americans must learn Spanish-(this just in, 200 million dollars for homeless Veterans needed(Obama written) for troops retuning to wives that have been fucking their best friends, and preparing a place for them back home.

"Student reaction to Portman's visit:
"Uhhhh, I think she was really, really, really was so smart....I like turtles."

America is full of useful idiots.

Tits or GTFO!

hollywood celebrities talking about politics. No thanks.

I'm sure glad folks never upvote my comments......means there's still a hope to reset these robot sunsabitches....

They have terrorism classes in college now?

Funny how it is sponsored by the US army. Oh the irony.

Thats nice, but what I really want to know is what Jackie Chan has to say about the recent lead paint scandals from Chinese toy factories.

And what does Nicole Kidman think about the lady imprisoned in Indonesia for alledgedly importing a bale of weed in her snowboard bag?

Until I get the news from actors, it doesn't sink in.

I really wish all you haters would shut up. MTV is just trying to keep the discussion and education moving forward on this important topic. If celebrities want to help, more power to them!

I just don't get why people think that celebrities should remain silent on the issues of the day. They have opinions, they have a platform, why shouldn't they share? If I was famous, you better believe a lot of people would be hearing my opinions. And you'd be hypocritical to say you wouldn't.

She pretty.

And the only actress who looks even better when she's crying.

oh she's pretty but if you google image search for "natalie portman fake" you'll be shocked at all the porn she has done.

If I was taking that class I'd want my money back.

*dead but this is well worth reviving if only because of deathcow's comment above.

possible replacements:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iflGqoe_WOE
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/people_and_blogs/watch/v15768810Y22cnfeP (blocked in most parts)

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by EDD.