That's what I like about Canada: you ask a stupid question and get tackled by a naked dude for it. Their justice system just works.

oh nevermind

If you can stand in a canoe your not drunk, he was just getting the day started with a brunch beer.

So I understand, is "help me bring it in" really a stupid question?

I don't live in Canada nor do I own a canoe, so I'm not sure how Canodian etiquette works.

On frame by frame, he does NOT know he's "aboot" to be hit. I hope he's ok.

The question was: 'You wanna help me bring it in?'
Well, aparently not.

Common misconception.

Pro tip: it's not aboot, it's abote.

This is elaborate, and very Canadian visual metaphor. The naked man represents the terror of divulging that which is most vulnerable while being intoxicated, while the tackle represents the motor coordination challenges while same. Asking for help to "bring it in" being a rejected cry for help. The canoe represents the territory of self, surrounded by the depth of the dark feelings.

It's a very basic Canadian mode of self-reflection.

You're welcome.

Sorry