My code word for taking the dog on a walk...

youtube - I trained my roommates dog to respond to a certain set of words of which some people find hilarious.
Simple_Mansays...

"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Today on To Catch a Predator, we ambush a sick bastard who's been stalking underage dogs on the internet."

*hours later*

"Hey! Is...is Meatwad in?"

"No she's not. But I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat over there?"

"Oh! Well, sure. Look, what's this about?"

"Well the problem here is that I believe you've been seducing young dogs on the internet. intrnlprym84evr? Is that your chatroom name?"

"Yeah it is, but...it's not what you think. I didn't..."

"You said, on July 19th, 2010, to Meatwad, 'Do you like child porn?' 'I'm totally going to take you on a child porn.' 'Child porn is good for you and is an excellent way to relieve stress.' 'Once I get this leash on you I'm going to child porn you all over town.' 'Hey, maybe if you get your friends we can child porn them together.' Now, do you think that that's appropriate language to use with an underage dog?"

"I'm going to be arrested, aren't I?"

"You'll be serving time in the dog house for a loooong time."

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