"....who, who do you ring?" Classic.

Turtle-man

Uh...what, was he completely blind during the first forty seconds? They fucking pulled over to look at the snake, why the big excitement when he turned on the wipers?

Because the animals in australia are, on average, super fucking deadly and it flings towards his face. Have you honestly never been startled by something like that? If not, you need to live more! And don't forget, he didn't KNOW it was going to happen, it could have left the snake behind - and then suddenly there's a snake flinging around in front of your face.

Windshield vipers....

To scream like a little girl when something you're fully aware of, that is behind glass, gets tossed around by the windshield wipers you turned on yourself...that's just fucking sad. How could he not know? It was fucking visible the entire clip. It was the only reason for the clip...

It has nothing to do with how much or little I live. I would say it has more to do with exceedingly bad amateur writing for this script. About as believable as blankfist suddenly turning into Mother Theresa.

You've been a member for over 3 years and your first comment ever is that gold? Freaking awesome, @winslowws. I applaud you.

I was kinda hoping that his sun roof was open and that the wipers would fling the snake inside. Then he'd have a reason to scream like a little bitch.

Some folks lurk, others grab that tail and pun with it~

I know man, snakes and spiders...Most everyone has that unfounded fear of these..... Must have been some trauma as a kid is all I can guess.

My only beef with any reptile or insect is with the American/Oriental cockroach. When I see one in my home it is imperative that I kill it or exhaust myself looking for it before going to bed. When I was 10, I was woken abruptly after having just fallen asleep by one crawling across my mouth, the source of my obsession. (oh fuck, now the NSA knows what to put in Room 101 to get me to confess!)

Plus, the little bastards are smart, wily, and calculated. Can't have that sonofabitch wandering around while I sleep!

I'm with the guy in the video, I'd scream like a little bitch.

Oh and blankfist is nowhere near as bad as Mother Theresa.

Hitchens accurately summed her up;
http://i.imgur.com/HCSlb.jpg