hahaha this makes me not want to join that facebook thing

*NSFW for cussing.

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This sort of thing is rather a cheap shot nowadays isn't it? Yeah, we're all sick of these things on Facebook. But I'm also sick of people making comedy sketches about the things that annoy them about Facebook. It's just too easy.

Nice tie though.

I loved this because I've made similar statements, albeit mostly while talking to myself.

This is going straight to my wall.

Friends: 528 ex-girlfriends

There is nothing cheap about reminding people how stupid they are...

"poking" is just a way of telling someone you want to finger them all night long without being a total creep. and if you don't poke back its an easy way to tell someone to fuck off

Damn, we need a *titties channel!

Poke!

do what I did.... remove your account from facebook entirely

>> ^deathcow:
do what I did.... remove your account from facebook entirely


or do as i do: never even join.

>> ^conan:
>> ^deathcow:
do what I did.... remove your account from facebook entirely

or do as i do: never even join.


Take that Society and your Networks! Pine over my absence!

>> ^Thumper:
There is nothing cheap about reminding people how stupid they are...


'Cheap' as in 'too easy'.

brilliant, finally somebody had the balls to say what ive been wondering for years lol.

I LUB Facebook! I lub taking the "How Many Musicals Can You Identify" quiz and being all like, "Take that, suckas! You'll never know Rodgers and Hammerstein like I do!" and posting 30-minute videos of my fiance proposing to me and tagging pictures of my friends and being all like, "OMG this is me with Cindy I love her SO MUCH!!!" and "OMG this is me totally crunk at Angie's party!!! LOL good times!"

And that's when people comment, like, reply, join, and reaffirm my existence.

I haven't joined Facebook because I'm not narcissistic. I meet my friends in the real world, keep aquaintances at arms length, and use web-enabled pinhole cameras to spy on my ex's, just like my daddy did.