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I have a thing I say to folks in situations like this and similar:

"Are you someone who would want to know if you had spinach in your teeth?"

They always say yes.

Your fly is down. You need a kleenex. There is a schmear on your cheek.

It's not just for terrorism.

If you see something, say something.

If it's not someone I know, I just look them straight in the eye and say "zipper". I then look away and go about my business. I don't point, don't look down, don't use any euphemisms. I find even your idea to be too much.

Well, we each have our different personalities. Usually in my interactions, we all end up laughing, which to me is the highest good.

Although I am going to use your technique if the occasion arises when I'm not actually in a convo with someone. "Zipper." "Nose." "Spinach." Although now that I write this, Nose and Spinach is something I wouldn't bother with. They are on their own with those.