John McCain's answer to "Yes we can"

dystopianfuturetodaysays...

Yeah, go ahead and laugh it up McCain haters. You all just don't understand a true maverick when you see one (hint: it has nothing to do with Top Gun).

John McCain doesn't play by your rules, because he thinks out of the box, lives off the grid, calls 'em like he sees 'em dreams impossible dreams and lives in the moment.

-John McCain uses a hammer to eat his breakfast cereal and a spoon to hammer his nails.

-When going to the movies, John McCain buys 3 tickets and then just sits in the aisle for the duration of the film, growling at anyone who passes by.

-I once saw John McCain destroy a parking meter with his bare hands. He took all the dimes and nickels, but left the quarters.

-John McCain brushes his teeth with shaving cream; shaves his face with shampoo; washes his hair with with whipped butter and takes his bagels with a thin coating of his own semen.

-John McCain is a rebel, and a living tribute to American individuality; if Ayn Rand were still alive, she would try to stuff John McCain into her vagina in a vain attempt to assimilate his many powers.

You go ahead and spout your fancy words, trying to understand the enigma we've named John McCain, but John McCain has no use for fancy words or names, because words and names are merely labels, and mavericks have no use for labels.

Henceforth we shall call him Mhlellgbnhwyllxinoufrn, the messianic man-servant of creeping infinities.

chilaxesays...

What a waste of resources for the GOP nomination to still be going forward at this point. They should just cut their losses and focus on 2012... same way Democrats got screwed in 2004 with Kerry/Edwards.

Kruposays...

>> ^Wake:
Pretty good parody. I'm surprised the original didn't get more traction here, its pretty great. http://www.videosift.com/video/william-yes-we-can


Good observation - I was thinking the same thing - it's truly an example of how Sifters don't just jump on a bandwagon, no matter how popular it is.

We make our own super-popular memes. Like Yahtzee ZPRs.

>> ^Aemaeth:
sigh I really can't get excited about McCain or Obama. Forget it, I'm moving to Canada instead of voting for any of these doofuses.


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