and if you want to type it, some one pointed out , that you need to do it like this, so they can't track you-
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terrorallahcarbombkidnapdiplomatsburnpublicbuildingsnewworldordersatanaryanhitlerstalinmohammmedboberis
anarchyunabombertheo47saiditnotme

You're not worth the wear on the keyboard, vermin.

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wow quantumushroom did you draw that yourself?
no you didnt because all you do is copy and paste, you're thick as dogshit.

C'mon, QM - if you're gonna buy the Token Right-Wing Nutjob pants, wear 'em.

bwahaha YES! with a diagram! rofl

I suddenly have the indescribable urge to buy a mortar launcher and visit the Rockefeller center.

great skit

hey johnald, great "band." 1988 called, wanted its watered down riffs back.

numb? more like numbnuts. try again, fkin finook. ha ha ha ha.

QM: Use the <code> <code> next time. It looks purtier. kthx

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Tnediserp eht ot tnaw i.

is it illegal to say

'I'd like to see the president tortured for a long time and made eat the balls of Alberto Gonzales before being beheaded with a butter knife'?

There have been no attempts on Bush's life because he has the best life insurance there is: Dick Cheney.

Sorry, Theo, I already posted this - http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-Kill-the-President

If it's of any consolation, your title is obviously far superior to mine. And provoking QM is always an added bonus. I bow to you, sir.

// hey johnald, great "band." 1988 called, wanted its watered down riffs back. //

David Spade called. He wants his "_______ called and wants his __________ back" back.

Apperently not everyone believes as much in the lesser of two evils as you nibiyabi as there has already been an assassination attempt on Georgie W. See: http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/11/georgia.grenade/index.html

Wow, a dupe with 71 votes. Higher quality, but still... unfortunately, a dupe. Strange it didn't show in the possible duplicates list as "kill" and "president" are in both titles.

Good point, nibiyabi. But a mortar could take 'em both out (if one were to suggest or do that, hypothetically-speaking).

Yea, how did this NOT show up in the related vids part of submission?

That's the same humour as in this one
http://www.videosift.com/video/Worst-knock-knock-joke-ever

Okey dokey, this has had it's run and it's time to *discard now.

Discarding this video (discard called by gold star member karaidl)