In God We Trust?

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian™, asks a joint session of congress to redress America’s rude, consistent snub of Jesus in all of her official documents, so that America might – finally – be what it pretends to be: a Christian nation!
newtboyjokingly says...

WTF?!? I would never trust God. He screws other people's wives, tells people to kill their neighbors and children, and for some reason he's incredibly prejudiced against amputees! Screw that guy. I don't trust him as far as I can throw him.

And hey! WTF?!? Jesus WROTE the constitution and those other documents after founding the nation...so why did he leave himself and his pops out? He must have had a reason, right?

*quality *parody of what millions of zealous idiots actually think.

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