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I'm UR Messiah, eatin' all UR Friskies.

submitted by dystopianfuturetoday

1 decade 6 years ago

Jesus reborn as a lolcat? Why the heck not. It'll blow those snake handlers' minds.

List your Jesus lolcat captions below.

11 Comments

nickreal03 says...

Then they said that religious people are not crazy. GOD!!!!! ho wait, no help there, never really was.

The brain does face recognition very well. Oh and I agree the fur does look like Brain Blessed, or Jesus, really it depends on what you want to see

QuadraPixel says...

They should sell the cat on eBay for "one MILLION dollars!"

Could have sworn that fur looked a lot like fur to me...

Bahh... thats just crazy talk.

Hehehe..."Sissy"....Jesus....Hehehe

As a kid, we used to have a pure white cat named "Satan" - No joke.
We had to finally have it put to sleep. It was crazy in the head and kept getting into the garbage non-stop. The dirtiest, messiest cat I've ever seen.

The news people never showed up at our house to see Satan though!

South Bend, IN! That's my town! There sure are some weird people around here...

they're friggin fruitcakes

looks more like sasquatch

Aye iz fukkin wit ur stoopit beleefs

Next there will be a line of people at the door wanting to pet the cat for a miracle.

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