Where I live, Mountain Lions are a more common threat, and yet, the tactic for dealing with one is about the same - make yourself bigger and yell loudly. I was taught to use my shirt or jacket over my arms to give the appearance of getting bigger.

Must remember this next time I run into an elephant...

I do this when I spot potentially dangerous people on the street. Works like a charm.

Elephants are Stealth!?

>> ^Thylan:
Elephants are Stealth!?


The ninja ones are.

>> ^Thylan:
Elephants are Stealth!?


Yup. They have pads on their feet that absorb shock and keep their steps very quiet. An entire herd of elephants could walk past a blindfolded man, and the only way he'd know that there were any animals around would be the aroma of recently deposited elephant dung.

The answer is D) Don't fuck with a 3-ton elephant to begin with.

STRRange this is how you deal with shakyjakes mum.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

This is how I deal with my girlfriend sometimes. Never use words with girls, it's like struggling in quicksand.

Shouting never works with my girl friend i find a back hand to the face works mutch better.

the only questoin is " how can she slap?"

A neighbor had an enormous, mean dog when I was growing; I'd yell 'GETOUTTAHEERE!' and stomped at it whenever it came after me... worked every time.

... anyone else getting three videos for "2 hot girls in a shower" for the related videos at the bottom of the comment page? ... what up with that?

>> ^Thylan:
Elephants are Stealth!?


When was the last time you saw one in person, in the wild?

>> ^bamdrew:
... anyone else getting three videos for "2 hot girls in a shower" for the related videos at the bottom of the comment page? ... what up with that?


common "advice" tag between all of them.

>> ^jimnms:
The answer is D) Don't fuck with a 3-ton elephant to begin with.


Ew!

Oh the suction power, you wouldn't believe ...

^ "fuck with" != "fuck"

I wonder if this has a hidden message...... elephants = republicans? Yell very loudly when being attacked by elephants. Let them know we are no longer going to listen to their lies and accusations Speak your mind! 8 years is enough!

The first 6 seconds of this video are worth an upvote.

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Adding video to channels (Africa) - requested by longde.