Where are the kids?
Out back.
And the father of the year award goes to...

Now you have me worried, where are the kids?

I also loved that deadpan kids-joke! :-)
Double-plus upvote (siftbot: "Ignoring double-plus upvote because user sanderbos is not priviliged")

The kids joke was good enough to justify the entire thing as a setup.

"Still in bed." It was a joke.

How do you 'setup' this thing? Dial Rent-A-Lion?

I should clarify: Even if this were a complete setup, it was worth it for the joke.

This was obviously not a setup. Sorry for not being clearer with my word-things.

Rent-A-Lion? Awesome!!!

if that's not a thing, it should be!

They're gone. Let's go to Tahiti.

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