At first I was skeptical of this post, but by 5:00 I laughing so hard my sides hurt. You can see when the player gets really determined, but the game is just designed to screw every video game instinct you have. And then that stupid music starts blaring over and over again. Props for the angry cloud and the flag's screaming laser.

Ending is fantastic. The game is sadistic, but the player is more masochistic.

how can you say "Hardest Video Game" when you don't ahve the Video game tag?

great find...

*videogames

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OMG I'm in tears that was hilarious! 3:00 ROTFL!

Ending really is a beautiful thing.

and 4:38

lol Japanese internet memes.

I just came back from studying the Japanese alphabet. Those words (the ones that weren't written with Chinese characters) don't show up in dictionaries, but get a good number of hits on Google. I'll check with my tutor.

I fell *terrible for the poor shmuck who had to endure that.

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That was the most hilarious video I've seen on the sift.

Most of what the enemies say is nonsense. For example, one of them says "mudamudamuda!", from Jojo ("Za Warudo!"), and the cloud says "Yum!". The flagpole says "bee!", like "beam".

When the player gets the mushrooms, he says "Yuck!". He mostly says things like "Ugh" or something similar... he also says "u-ho!", a line from that gay manga ("yaranaika").

Others---
Enemy: "It's the difference in ability..."
Enemy: "Nima nima" (?)
Enemy: "I'm strong! I'm invincible!"
Enemy: "Go home!"
Enemy: "Tera yowasu" - "tera" being a recent buzzword meaning "super" (mega, giga, tera), and "yowai" meaning "weak"
Enemy: "Poo! hehehe"
Helmet Enemy: "Iron wall! Therefore, invincible!"

lol The music is from Cheetahmen II.

Nice translation Mezz

What does the "うめえ/umee" one mean? And is it significant that the え/e is smaller than the rest of the line?

Up vote for running past the flag and then.....wtf!

うめえ (umee) = delicious
ニマニマ (nima nima) = laughing

Hehehe.... That reminds me of this version of the same thing... someone modded a Mario level so that it was this sort of Sadistic/Impossible architecture, had someone else play it, and then someone else provided a voice over of what the player might possibly be saying.

Need I point out that the language is very NSFW.

http://www.videosift.com/video/What-Mario-Would-Be-Like-In-Hell

I agree that 3:00 and 4:38 are awesome times because you know the player knows he's screwed, so he just ends it.

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