Goofy: jonesin' for a smoke

choggiesays...

This toon illustrates the cola, hard, cold turkey facts. That's why Nicorret gum and patches, is for nicotine delivery system changes only!

If you really wanted to quit, you may want to start by not lying to yourself, and all yer friends and loved ones.

if you quit while you are in jail or hospital, that is not really quitting....you were robbed of your body's dependence, and took the pussy way out....nothing to brag about.

Nic leaves the bloodstream and ceases to cause the desire for a fag in 3-5 days.

What is driving yer desire is orality.
Eat a smoked ham, followed by dinner rolls with real butter and a half-gallon of Ben & Jerry's....

Discipline!

Sketchsays...

Not bad for a time even before the Flintstones were advertising cigarettes, and doctors advocated smoking.

Be careful with that damn Nicorette gum. My dad started chewing that crap, except instead of using it properly he chews it like it were bubble gum, one after the other all day, and now he's pretty much more hooked on the crap than he was before his heart attack. Plus he leaves his nasty pre-chewed gum lying around, which the dog gets into, and we think she's addicted to it now too.

siftbotsays...

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