If you've ever been in a crowded non smoking bar you know that farting is a crime...

i hate this show, but i agree with the sentiment "we gotta give kids their childhood back"

Jesus does not like flatulence.. it is caused by SATAN!

Shout 10 hail Mary's, spin around in a circle 8 times, hop twice, and call on a Vatican qualified exorcist to expel the demons.. and you will be in good standing with the law.

Magic and ritual works wonders in such cases.

Cat farting, however, is a crime.

Call me a child, but I think farting is hilarious.

These people have never been downwind of my Terrier after dinner...

This one time, I farted The Star-Spangled Banner, but I only got as far as "Oh".

What cause did the police think they had to arrest him? Lawsuit, baby.

As for "giving kids their childhood back," if some idiot kid is intentionally farting/burping/disrupting the class, he should be disciplined. I say give kids back the gift of being accountable for their own actions.

If you're like me, you're wondering what the charge was.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1121083gas1.html

"Disruption of School Function"

I can understand this charge if the school's discipline system fails, or if the person is outside of the school's discipline system. Why don't we just start arresting every kid as he shows up to the principal's office?

quote from another blog by mespo727272:

"continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers."

I had no idea that flatulence would affect electronics this way.


lol