The cinematic language the filmmakers chose to tell this scene's story is breathtaking. My favorite is the occasional obligatory cutaway to a non-matching close-up of the other cop's reaction. What is that? Vorkapich?

I think they were trying for porn, but the acting was too bad...

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Surely this is a very low-budget porn movie?

Ok, am I the only one who was thinking Dr Suess does porn?

Absolutely Genius.

I'm....almost....thereeeeeeaaaaah!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0130236/

Looks like it's a B movie with a cult following.

Thank you Nurse.

Do you really want to hurt me?

Yes.

*cut to perplexed black cop*

Do you really want to make me cry?

Yes, yes I do.

*cut to chuckling black cop*

The Dr must have cut it off. hahaha. Pure sift gold.

BINGO!

When you're orange with badass hair to make 10 Fabios weep, you don't need a biggie, or a script!

HA... at :19 the cop says Thanks nurse (while looking where the nurse used to be) even though she was already otu the door. but seriously why did the nurse go from HOT to COLD so fast, just cause he had a tiny weeny ??

he should have had an awesome comeback about her small tits and HUGE shoulder pads.

Upvote for terrible.

That's some GORGEOUS hair! Her's ain't bad either!

I'm thinking this one won't make the * love channel...

This is so bad MST3K won't touch it.

I think the editing might be worse than the dialogue. Wow.

Uwe Boll has found his next superstar.

Aw man, I hate having to clean off my keyboard and screen after a hot scene like this.

Wow, I thought the DOOM interpretive dance was bad =P

this is terrible acting!! i mean, did you notice how the black cop looks extensively at his set mark next to the chairs? oh such flaw! terrible terrible acting...

I am so going to break out the old VHS and watch this as a marathon while drinking my face off.

Dude, totally right - awful writing. It's "watch the room and watch it well"...duh...

The guy with the long hair seems to have some serious spinal problem requiring him to lean against things in increasingly unlikely angles.

*quality *80s

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by Hybrid.

Adding video to channels (80s) - requested by Hybrid.

I voted for this twice. Giggle, giggle.

So that's why doctors have insurance.

Doctors have insurance because the technocrats of Obamhitler socialised Losercare!

(Sometimes I like to try and out-mad-name QM, completely out of context, just for fun.)