Going to the dentist in three hours. Going for x-rays but i'll still have a peak in the cabinets just to make sure.

*promote for good luck. Fingers crossed.

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Ok back from the dentist. All looks good just another fucking $9000 and a few more visits and i'll have two new front teeth. Lucky me.

Didnt get a chance to peak in the cabinet as the dentist was with me the whole time.

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$9000!?! Sooo...is that with or without insurance? Because I'm not sure if you've heard, but our prez has this new fangled ACA out and it's supposed to be dope.

No dental insurance (family is lending /giving me the money) but I do have state medicaid(ins). My understanding is that if i get hit by a car im good to go but when it comes to fixing my teeth no such luck.

That one really demanded a spit-take.

Has C+H hired a new writer?




...or maybe just fired the old one(s) and are depending on Salvia now?

Dental implants aren't covered by insurance, because they're cosmetic. In fact, most (all?) executive dental plans provided by major corporations don't even cover them.

I paid 2k for a dental implant after talking my dentist down from 5k. Why did I pay this hefty price instead of getting a bridge, which is covered by my usually very decent insurance? I did it to save my surrounding teeth, which would have been widdled down to nubs in order to support the bridge (that's why it's called a bridge).

Bridges should be an outdated procedure, replaced by the superior implant, because we have the technology to avoid it.

But, well, we highly value the SUCCESS of dentists and insurance company scam artists, who desperately need new Ferraris. Afterall, they paid successful education scam artists to become dentists and insurance zombies, so they need to pay off them loans -- with your money, of course.

Oh it's a vicious first world cycle. lol