Ship you fudged up..

I like the cut of his jib.

*quality analysis

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Yo I worked for four years shining shoes full-time in golf season. Yes it was a private golf club, but I was shining shoes (and cleaning bathrooms and setting up banquets). I took PRIDE in shining shoes! So I take offense to the concept that the mere suggestion someone might shine your shoes ought to be taken as an insult.

I loved David Spates on "Friends". Nice to see him working again.

I always cringe at the first ambalamps spray of blood, and it looks like it drifts over Girl-in-blue-who-is-too-beautiful-too-care.

I hate all the bleeps and censorship. IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERWEBS!!

::grumble grumble - damned youtubes - grumble ::

wtf he totally didn't comment on his "i am a motherfucker" t-shirt.

>> ^Raaagh:
I always cringe at the first ambalamps spray of blood, and it looks like it drifts over Girl-in-blue-who-is-too-beautiful-too-care.


Her name is Amber Lamps.

*Nsfw for language, he's pretty good about saying "Ship and Fudger" but there's many times the two are indistinguishable, and a passing by boss would probably not like it.

also, he's sitting on a toilet.

This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by Shepppard.

Who else here was expecting to see David Spade, assuming it was a typo? This was much better than anything David Spade would've been able to put together!

Funny observations to an already funny video. However, the thing I notice whenever I watch the video is that, except for that black lady, no one else even did anything. No one tried to intervene, get off early, or even flinch. Not even the bus driver said a single word. WTF? It's like its business as usual for people

Hehe, my wife thought "Why should I watch a David Spade video?" when I told her she had to watch this "David Spate" video.
>> ^brycewi19:
Who else here was expecting to see David Spade, assuming it was a typo? This was much better than anything David Spade would've been able to put together!

Sitting on the toilet is one of several David Spates recurring video formats.

>> ^Shepppard:
Nsfw for language, he's pretty good about saying "Ship and Fudger" but there's many times the two are indistinguishable, and a passing by boss would probably not like it.
also, he's sitting on a toilet.

>> ^zomgunicorns:
Funny observations to an already funny video. However, the thing I notice whenever I watch the video is that, except for that black lady, no one else even did anything. No one tried to intervene, get off early, or even flinch. Not even the bus driver said a single word. WTF? It's like its business as usual for people


Like any major city, it has some pretty rough areas of town. This is one such area. The best stratagem for living is to keep your head down and mind your business. That is, of course, unless your are a motherfucker.

1. It's Oakland, so it is business as usual.

2. They didn't want to taste the Kool-Aid to find its flavor.

>> ^zomgunicorns:
Funny observations to an already funny video. However, the thing I notice whenever I watch the video is that, except for that black lady, no one else even did anything. No one tried to intervene, get off early, or even flinch. Not even the bus driver said a single word. WTF? It's like its business as usual for people

So...you all know how David Spates made it to the videosift??...Thank Dotdude....talent has an eye for kindred spirits-Spates is in LA,been kicked off You Tube and is back.... lives blocks from and grew up in the same hood with Paul Mooney...played ball with his sons, the Mooney twins>>>>>

http://www.mooneytwinsnetwork.com/
http://www.myspace.com/mooneytwins

Following on their father's footsteps, bad-ass motherfuckers!!

Paul Mooney was the second in command in charge of material for Richard Pryor.

>> ^Raaagh:
I always cringe at the first ambalamps spray of blood, and it looks like it drifts over Girl-in-blue-who-is-too-beautiful-too-care.


This is the first time I noticed her when watching this video. Got bored of staring at those two arguing for the bajillionth time.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'David Spates, epic beard man, fudged, ship, pooping' to 'David Spates, epic beard man, fudged, ship, pooping, punk anus, ambalamps' - edited by calvados