Needs to pull up his fucking pants though.

Also needs to make his bed.

Also he bought pistachio pants.

What's up with his left shoe?

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Dat control. *promote

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OK, so to answer all your demands, what if, just what if he fell asleep in bed with those headphones on, wearing his pistachio jammy pants half fallen down, and this song came on and just jolted him outta bed, onto his feet where he half-hazard put on his shoes without noticing that there was something stuck to one of them, just to get his groove on. I mean it's possible.

After ~ten minutes of bemusement, i found out that the video is only at 60 fps - and therefore interesting above and beyond the skill factor - in 720p or above.

It'd be nice to have that in the description... bit of a half arsed effort, if i might be so rude.

I'm inferring here, but it might have something to do with the skateboard in the background. During tricks skate shoes will accrue wear on that spot from the sandpaper-like tape on the top of the board. Looks like the painted sole has been worn through to the white-coloured rubber and the black cloth parts in that area have been frayed.

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