Chinese People Try Panda Express For The First Time

"(Not) Made in China..."
lucky760says...

So interesting how some of them find some dishes so yummy and authentic while others are the opposite then they flip-flop on different dishes.

They must be from different parts of China I'd imagine. I'm really surprised that any of the older folks like any of it; I didn't expect that.

Unsurprisingly, the young bucks seem to all be too eager to bash on everything saying how inauthentic it is.

*promote

00Scud00says...

It could also be that the older folks are just too polite to start slamming things the way the kids do.

lucky760said:

So interesting how some of them find some dishes so yummy and authentic while others are the opposite then they flip-flop on different dishes.

They must be from different parts of China I'd imagine. I'm really surprised that any of the older folks like any of it; I didn't expect that.

Unsurprisingly, the young bucks seem to all be too eager to bash on everything saying how inauthentic it is.

*promote

MaxWildersays...

I'm a big fan of Panda Express when I can't find a tasty local mom & pop Chinese food place. It can be very good, or very bad depending on the restaurant, time of day, and other factors. I haven't nailed down exactly when is the best time to go, but I know that sometimes when I go it's delicious, and other times it will just taste like paste.

I'm not surprised at all that the people in the video have mixed opinions, but I'm really glad they weren't all bashing it.

poolcleanersays...

I married into an Asian family that run restaurants, are professional bakers, and wow, even the bad cooks can kick my ass in the kitchen. No one I've spoken to in her family has a problem with Panda Express style food ON OCCASION because the horse it's really high but it's so much more comfortable just enjoying food. Go eat a goddamn big mac, but before you take your first bite SAY OUT LOUD, "I'm just a dumb slut living on the planet earth. Eat fuck and shit motherfucker" and then eat the frelling burger. Frack you. It's good, bitch. Just stop lying to yourself, you food slut

And drink a Pabst. Hey. Asshole! Yeah YOU. Not me i know me bad but u worse so you, this I say: Go buy a 6 pack of non-lite budweiser, smoke some shitty weed out of an apple, and proclaim to the sky and no one in particular -- FUCK MY TRADITIONS AND FUCK MY AFFILIATIONS -- I will eat anything that my SLUT taste buds will enjoy. My brain may proclaim "But people and science says" -- SCIENCE and PEOPLE aren't your taste buds, bud(ette). Stop thinking what can create competition and power, the red queen effect its EVERYWHERE. When you think you're making conscious choices about your perception of food matter reacting with your taste buds, in reality your brain is making complex judgements on the world around it, cut throat and always seeking gain. You will seem to just "know" your tastes. Liar. You're competing with your surroundings. Points within time and space colliding and reacting. You don't know the difference between a tastey butt hole and the centerfold back cover of a Mad magazine.

Ok, but, don't always not think. Sometimes you must think and get vaccines and stuff. Do that. Eat orange chicken. Smoke weed. Drink a steel reserve once a month. Then go to a grocery store, buy a bunch of meat and vegetables, and FUCKING COOK BITCH. That's really the only lesson.

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