"Meow,... what are you looking at?
...it's called farming!"

oh, and *promote for Easter*


*I'm not sure when Easter is, but the stores are filled with little yellow and pink marshmallow cat pillows; so, it must be soon.

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Saturday, April 5th, 2014 3:21pm PDT - promote requested by grinter.

How do cats get to this place where they agree not to kill something cute and easy? Aren't they killing little birds all the time outside? Is it a matter of training or is the cat just so stuffed on meow mix that it can't be bothered to get up?

Stuffed or no - My cat would have killed that thing - Just for fun! I'm kidding!!

But seriously, my cat would have eaten that bird.

Have you ever made a sammich, gone to bed with your late night snack and left it on the nightstand and forgotten about it? its still a sammich after you wake up.

Yeah, it's weird. I had cats that would regularly kill wild birds, yet never touch my domesticated birdies. I think, and I could be wrong, they don't kill it because they sense it's claimed by the owner. Like it's "master's kill, not mine."

That's just something I've mused over, not truth. Like, I love eggs, but having been around farms, I wouldn't simply eat all the eggs out of the coop. That's breaking the chain of command.

I think most cats are just disrespectful to their owners, but any decent cat owner earns the respect of their feline friends. (If you rescue an older cat, there's no guarantee on ever reaching this level of understanding and respect.)

"SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEEEEK - Right. In. My. EAR."

It seems bravery is going into the lion's den and offering yourself as a pillow.

Typically only humans kill if they aren't hungry. All the other predators are "meh, why bother?"