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500 takes, and that was the best one ...

This asshat deserves to be recognised *Promote

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this has to be satire....there's no fuckin way this guy's for real....

I don't know...I could see that actually going down. He has this weird charming absurdity to him and doesn't really come off as dangerous (which makes his claims to being dangerous that much more...endearing?) and he seems to actually be a nice guy, likely enhanced by his foreignness and cheesy pick up lines.

I wouldn't say it works on most people and the "500 takes" is probably correct, but that interaction above I've seen in person with a dude named Sergi when I was in Orlando. Same concept...just rolled them with confidence and a sense of humor...even with his stereotyped gold chain, chest 'fro and thick slick backed hair.

Meh. I think the OP just has digit envy.

Women always say that they want one thing, then they fall for complete douchebags. It's basic Ladder Theory. This guy probably picks up once out of every 35, or more, times, but those are pretty good odds when you have a large enough sample size.

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Women always say that they want one thing, then they fall for complete douchebags. It's basic Ladder Theory. This guy probably picks up once out of every 35, or more, times, but those are pretty good odds when you have a large enough sample size.

Or if you have an average sample size, but you know how to use it...

Touché.