That is one, healthy woman.

...and, I'm spent.

I guess different people have different definitions of big

Umm, hello, excuse me, sorry to be a bother but you have teer all over your bits . . .

Not beer. Urine.

Really? We don't even get 720p on this one? What is the world coming to?

I dont think having about 2 pounds of plastic in your body is considered being healthy.

My money's on a good push-up bra rather than implants. The effect is the same until the bra comes off, but the costs are wildly different.

Far too firm and even for a pushup. They are about to burst.
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100% this

As an officially certified "Boob Expert" (Boobologist?) I can tell you without a doubt she is wearing a pushup bra. Don't get me wrong she has nice breasts but that's why I made my earlier comment about them not being "big". It's a healthy C or a Small D but that pushup bra is doing all the work.

It isn't unhealthy either, it's just having implants.

Too firm for a pushup? It "pushes" everything up so high that your breasts barely move. I mean if she was slapping them maybe they'd wobble a bit but having liquid pour on them is not going to do anything like that.

There's beer?

I'm not sure she actually drank any of that.

I was about to say that most of that beer was wasted, but... on second thought, I don't think it was a waste after all.

Party Foul is all I see

All good until you could see the face...

And the adam's apple...