Best of Actual Detention Slips -- farting and jesus

wormwoodsays...

When I was in 5th grate, the teacher was telling us that the speed of light was the same as the speed of sound. Even the 10-year-old me knew this was false so I raised my had to say so, pointing out the obvious delay one sees when watching another person dribble a basketball some distance away. He still didn't believe me, but he was up for a wager and allowed me to run off to the library for an encyclopedia. I returned with the facts and won the bet, all of which he took very gracefully, unlike the teacher in the video here. In fact, what I won was less detention because the bet was for plus or minus one "demerit", which was his way of tracking small classroom infractions (e.g. missing homework, coming late, acting up) that could add up to a punishment assignment if you got three of them in a week.

dannym3141says...

>> ^Payback:

I am in Awe. Is there an emotional state Kristen Stewart can't avoid portraying??
She should totally play Data or a Vulcan in the next ST reboot.


I was just thinking what it was that was so weird and uncomfortable about her. You're right, if she wasn't so utterly void of warmth she'd be gorgeous.

Yogisays...

>> ^dannym3141:

>> ^Payback:
I am in Awe. Is there an emotional state Kristen Stewart can't avoid portraying??
She should totally play Data or a Vulcan in the next ST reboot.

I was just thinking what it was that was so weird and uncomfortable about her. You're right, if she wasn't so utterly void of warmth she'd be gorgeous.


I like that about her...too many women are weak and wailing when the night men take them from their Stables. Branding day is particularly trying on the eardrums.

Unsung_Herosays...

>> ^Nebosuke:

That was the first Graham Norton clip that didn't have anything to do with the guests... missed opportunities I'd say.


I agree.

"Hey let's make a show where I read things from the internet and you guys just sit there and awkwardly laugh even though you're all actual comedians in person on a live show."

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