Banned Extreme Diet Technique - The Tapeworm

:) This is a tapeworm. His name is Ernie - Say Hello to Ernie :)
siftbotsays...

Tags for this video have been changed from 'tapeworm, inside, video, stomach, camera, view, parasite' to 'tapeworm, inside, video, intestine, camera, view, parasite, colon, colonoscopy' - edited by kronosposeidon

lucky760says...

Banned? By whom, pray tell.

Okay, please indulge me for one moment. This video reminds me of a very stupid joke from when I was a kid. Here goes:

A bodybuilder has a competition coming up and he's starting to freak out; no matter how much he eats and lifts, he keeps getting thinner. He finally sees a doctor who diagnoses him with a tapeworm that, he explains, is eating all the nutrients the bodybuilder consumes.

The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and bend over. He's so desperate he complies without question. The doctor shoves two Oreo cookies up his butt then tells him to return the next day.

When he arrives the doctor repeats the treatment, shoving two Oreos up the bodybuilder's rectum.

The third day the bodybuilder returns again. This time the doctor crams only a single Oreo cookie inside and tells the patient to stay still in the jack-knife position.

Suddenly the tapeworm sticks his head out the guy's ass and yells, "Hey! Where's my other fuckin' cookie asshole?!"

The doctor grabs the sucker by the neck, smashes his head with a claw hammer, and yanks the damned thing out.
I told you it was stupid, but couldn't resist. Please forgive me.

Zonbiesays...

>> ^lucky760:
Banned? By whom, pray tell.

Not FDA Approved in USA (No Surprise!)

And this from Feedzilla

The tapeworm diet: This one involves swallowing cysts that you've dissected out of beef carcass. You allow the tapeworm to live in you for up to 10 weeks. One of the most dangerous diets, it requires you to swallow a parasite and encourages unhealthy eating habits.

I remember a story a while ago of some models tryig to sustain a low weight and trying a Tapeworm Diet...

zomgunicornssays...

I remember in highschool biology, they said in 3rd world countries that can't afford doctors to remove these. The person who's infected would starve themselves, then pull pants down and hold a peice of meat near the anus. The worm is so hungry at that point that it would crawl out the anus and then you can you can grab it and pull it out!

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