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siftbotsays...Tags for this video have been changed from 'dick cancer, deja vu' to 'dick cancer, deja vu, feel me up' - edited by calvados
Tofumarsays...Very funny.
Ryjkyjsays...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nebosukesays...OMG! SHUTUP!
calvadossays...The whole "dude being silent but conversation proceeding normally anyway" thing reminds me of Gordon Freeman.
Laekrothsays...If she would fall down the stairs and there's no one around to hear it, would she make a sound?
MINKsays...couldn't watch it. is it racist AND sexist to say i can't stand the sound of american girls?
berticussays...Great. If only there was an equally observant and scathing clip about Todd at the Club.
eric3579says...Another YARD SALE
xxovercastxxsays...>> ^MINK:
couldn't watch it. is it racist AND sexist to say i can't stand the sound of american girls?
It couldn't be since American isn't a race, but in this case, Mink, nobody can stand to listen to girls like this. Even the people who like them aren't interested in listening to them.
Being a person who does not drink, I occasionally find myself subjected to similar conversations at parties. Actually my New Years Eve featured one of those.
Drunk girl: Do you want some champagne? Oh wait, you don't drink, do you?
Me: Nope. I'm good.
Drunk girl: Why don't you drink? I want you to be happy!
Me: I'm fine and I don't need to drink to be happy.
Drunk girl: But you're not smiling! Everybody, I want Carl to be happy! Why aren't you happy?
Me: I was until you started bothering me.
We had slight variations of this conversation about 3-4x that night... and I was only there for like 3 hours.
moodoniasays...Funny and well observed, it really seems so familiar. I dont have the patience for chatting to drunk people while I'm sober anymore.
The first few times you're sober with drunk friends its a shock to see how braindead they get (and see your own drunk self reflected). Repeating themselves, taking 5 minutes to get a sentence out. Then they start getting aggressive and argumentative. Finally they start to cry.
Its like watching reverse evolution or something. From human to lizard brain in a few hours.
Xaxsays...She did a great job.
moonsammysays...>> ^Laekroth:
If she would fall down the stairs and there's no one around to hear it, would she make a sound?
Yes. It would be the most hilarious sound ever made. The true tragedy would be that no one would be around to hear it, and laugh.
spoco2says...So very true, so very accurate
Duckman33says...This is why I'm still amazed that alcohol is legal and weed isn't.....
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