Amy at the Club

I do believe I've talked to this girl at a club. She was also the one who saw me in the halls at school and said, "why aren't you smiling?"
xxovercastxxsays...

>> ^MINK:
couldn't watch it. is it racist AND sexist to say i can't stand the sound of american girls?


It couldn't be since American isn't a race, but in this case, Mink, nobody can stand to listen to girls like this. Even the people who like them aren't interested in listening to them.

Being a person who does not drink, I occasionally find myself subjected to similar conversations at parties. Actually my New Years Eve featured one of those.

Drunk girl: Do you want some champagne? Oh wait, you don't drink, do you?
Me: Nope. I'm good.
Drunk girl: Why don't you drink? I want you to be happy!
Me: I'm fine and I don't need to drink to be happy.
Drunk girl: But you're not smiling! Everybody, I want Carl to be happy! Why aren't you happy?
Me: I was until you started bothering me.

We had slight variations of this conversation about 3-4x that night... and I was only there for like 3 hours.

moodoniasays...

Funny and well observed, it really seems so familiar. I dont have the patience for chatting to drunk people while I'm sober anymore.

The first few times you're sober with drunk friends its a shock to see how braindead they get (and see your own drunk self reflected). Repeating themselves, taking 5 minutes to get a sentence out. Then they start getting aggressive and argumentative. Finally they start to cry.

Its like watching reverse evolution or something. From human to lizard brain in a few hours.

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