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"Why isn't this purple?" - I'm so tired of hearing women ask me that.

Grape Draaaaank.

Aziz has excellent delivery

I'll also have the chickenmeat sandwich please and maybe a slice of cherryfruit pie

As there are no grapes in grapefruit,

There's also no cheese in head-cheese.
There's also no apple nor pine in pineapple
There's also no egg in eggplant.
There's nothing sweet about sweetmeats.
And Rocky Mountain Oysters. aren't seafood!

So you're telling me that there are no babies in baby-food?

RIPOFF

I don't think the Rocky Mountains are in Rocky Mountain oysters either

>> ^Sagemind:

As there are no grapes in grapefruit,
There's also no cheese in head-cheese.
There's also no apple nor pine in pineapple
There's also no egg in eggplant.
There's nothing sweet about sweetmeats.
And Rocky Mountain Oysters. aren't seafood!

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>> ^KnivesOut:

So you're telling me that there are no babies in baby-food?
RIPOFF


You have to specify "baby" when you get your baby food.

yeah, can i get a baby made of food. thanks.

>> ^KnivesOut:

So you're telling me that there are no babies in baby-food?
RIPOFF


You should try my "Vegetarian Soup".

Are the cookies made from real girl scouts?

(Adams Family reference.)

Hah, reminds me of the joke: "If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from..?

>> ^KnivesOut:

So you're telling me that there are no babies in baby-food?
RIPOFF

Fools! He asked the servant for a Grape/Fruit Soda. Those are purple. It's like what went down with the Van Halen brown M&M rider. 50 proved the waiter wasn't really listening.