Next time you hear someone say that man "didn't come from no monkey", they're actually right - but no knowledgeable scientist has ever made that claim. It is true that we have a common ancestor.

By the way, gorgonheap - refuting the theory of evolution by suggesting an invisible man who lives above the clouds instead did it in six days isn't exactly critical thinking.

Wow - you're a thick one, aren't ya?
It was a rhetorical question to someone else, and besides, I'm not in the practice of country-ranking.

I also got a chuckle out of your notion that being intelligent and articulate disqualifies Obama. Yeah, because having a dumbass in office has worked out so well. I doubt he's ever read "the goddamn constitution", and he certainly hasn't followed it.

Fascism today doesn't tap you on the shoulder and say "hi", genius. It's been a slow creep of infringements over the last six years, and "shutting the hell up" about it is exactly what they'd like you to do.

Have you met quantumushroom? I can see the two of you having a deep, meaningful closeted Republican affair...

Ah, the good ol' reliable Things Aren't That Bad And/Or Are Worse Elsewhere argument.

Aren't we the greatest country in the world, chum? Shouldn't our standards be a little higher for ourselves, if not the rest of the world? Are you a communist, sir?

Wikipedia: "Fascism is an authoritarian political ideology that considers individual and other societal interests subordinate to the needs of the Nation, and seeks to forge a type of national unity, usually based on, but not limited to, ethnic, cultural, or racial attributes. Various scholars attribute different characteristics to fascism, but the following elements are usually seen as its integral parts: nationalism, authoritarianism, statism, militarism, corporatism, populism, totalitarianism, anti-communism, racism and opposition to economic and political liberalism."

Clearly, quantumoron qualifies as a fascist, and would no doubt be proud to self-identify as such - if only it didn't still carry the stigma that they've managed to attach to liberalism.

It's not a "WTF moment" if you've seen the rest of the movie. Context.

And there are still places in the South that don't have indoor plumbing.

Well, Dubya's got nothing to fear from the zombies -- no brain.

come on, sucker, lick my battery

C'mon, QM - if you're gonna buy the Token Right-Wing Nutjob pants, wear 'em.

I love the pre-play image; pretty much tells the story.

Now there's a life lesson for impressionable kids - go for the loophole instead of earning it, and the crowd will cheer you on.

Another question might be "how would you like the government telling you what you can and can't do with your body?"

I love the repeated use of the file footage of the exploding truck.

Guys, please make sure you've mastered her A through F spots first.

That's the title the creators gave it, dude - take it up with them.

But before you do, realize that this is FOX - why would it attack conservative bloggers?